Yesterday
I saw the most stunning guy. He served me my ice cream at McDonald’s. Good grief, is this what’s happening? Are our beautiful men ending up in the fast food business? This is terrible. What’s the world coming to when a single girl has to find McDreamy at McDonald’s? I wanted to shake the guy and tell him, “Tell me you’re only doing this while you get through school. Tell me you’re just a starving actor or model waiting for your next gig. You can do better than this! Find an older sugarmama or sugardaddy, whatever, just don’t waste your beauty behind this counter, buddy. Come on now.”
But of course, in the meantime I plan on coming here everyday at this same time to get my ice cream and enjoy the view while it’s here.
Rolling credits for the night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq4aU9gmZQk